Notes on Observation

We record how this page is visited — pages seen, referring source, approximate location, and the general shape of a visit — anonymously, and without cookies. Nothing is left upon your device by which you might be recognised. The record holds no personal data; it is kept only by the services that measure and serve this page on our behalf, and none of it is sold. We do not know who you are, and we have not asked.

Should you prefer not to be counted, we honour the Do Not Track and Global Privacy Control settings of your browser; enabling either is sufficient. Delivery is another matter: to bring you this page at all, the network that serves it must handle each request, your connection’s address included.

Correspondence submitted to the Maison — an address, how you came to find us, and when — is retained for the Dispatch, and so that we may learn how we are found. It serves no other purpose. Should you wish it withdrawn, write to dispatch@flatulence.ai, and it will be.